don'y get me wrong... i am TEAM SPEARS all the way, but jeez!



Let's say your toddler just got out of the hospital yesterday after suffering an intense allergic reaction that caused him to have a seizure. You're probably going to be extra careful with the little tyke and let him recuperate - or you could be like Britney Spears and surround him with alligators. Which is exactly what she did today with two-year-old Jayden James. Although, in Britney's defense, the reptile farm was her second choice after finding out the shooting range doesn't serve juice boxes.

( more pics of brit-brit and her jamie-wamie )

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So apparently Paris Hilton has landed another movie role, this time co-starring with Pee-Wee Herman himself, Paul Reubens. From The Scoop:

Paris Hilton either has the best agent ever, or she’s better in auditions than she is in films themselves, because the woman keeps getting parts. Next up, a new film from Todd Solondz, who brought you “Happiness” (it was the opposite of happy, if you haven’t seen it). And, if you’ve heard what I’m about to say already, stay with me because it bears repeating. Hilton will be co-starring with Paul Reubens. Yes. Pee-Wee Herman. Almost makes you wish she’d keep doing commercials for John McCain…

Yeah, sure, I could probably make a joke about Paris Hilton still getting movie roles despite her last film being the 15th worst movie ever made. But instead, here are some photos of her pumping gas. Yay, I did it, I'm the best!

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